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Dot,

How are you honey?

Jimmy opened a few sections to public access about ten days ago.

It was only the three main northern sections and three sections in Off Topics.

Unfortunately, Nino as well as the FootyBot spammers became more and more active with each passing day so Jimmy closed it ALL down, again.

I am not sure whether they were the reason as things were still manageable.

i love how jon and stephen tell me just the right way to thijnk every day!!

Strange... I tried to login in after long absence and while I could log in I got this:

You have no forums in your top level

Have no idea what that means.

I wouldn't read anything into my comments towards 7.

He was just joking with his post regarding the girl in the green gown.

It is just not something I can appreciate when I observe something I consider to be quite exquisite as I do of that image of that woman in the green gown to be soiled in anyway.

I admire beauty.

You are a little bit late with that assessment.

People thought I was crazy to talk to you in the first place.

I tend to agree with them.

YOU are MY LITTLE TOY.

I am so in CONTROL OVER YOU.

So emasculating.

So unmanly.

So sad.

F.A.B?

You really are a complete and utter ******* moron.

That just cost you BIG TIME.

Now, if you post anything on my guestbook I am just going to delete your post UNREAD, so don't waste your time writing anything to me.

I tell you I don't want my time wasted, and you immediately go and create a fictional Australian ALT and waste my time on the same old theme of trying to disprove I am Australian, after I also told you I am done with all this ALT nonsense.

YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER ******* MORON.

I have no inconsistencies.

I purposely do not use Australian idioms as it would look rather odd for someone like me with my rather refined accent to use such quaint colloquialisms.

I did mention to you I was a pop princess didn't I? It is rather cool being the most popular girl in almost everything I've done and do, so I've always thought.

You have a good day, as well.

Okay, let me take the TIME to respond to you because I detect a level of pitted frustration brewing within you with regards to me.

I can assure you, it gets worse with me. I don't intend that as a threat, so please don't take it as being so. It is just a reality. I told you I was very good at what I do. I, also, gave indication in a recent posting on the 'I want a Man' thread I was going to make life difficult for you.

I've also made mention of the fact you are more than welcomed to have your suspicions about me, but just don't bore me with them. All the ALT nonsense was actually quite fun for awhile especially with Q once I understood it. But I have moved on in my mind now. I haven't even been bothered to log off this forum recently because I can't be bothered going through the hassle of having to log back on with both accounts, which I now have to do because my Insouciance account was never fully restored to its former glory. I just don't have the TIME, anymore, for things I deem to be redundant.

I know you follow my every move on the forum so you'd be aware of recent events with Rikki. Not even you have inspired in me as much contempt as I now have for that man. Not so much because of any single event recently because it is beyond that now. Now it is the culmination of everything, which is never a good thing anyone ever wants to have me begin rationalizing in regards to them. You can read my post regarding Kelly Clarkson's 'Since U Been Gone' song I made on the 'I want a Man' thread to find out where it can culminate with me. My absolute dislike for a person becomes vocational with me, especially with men and especially when I have invested significant time in both the initial establishing as well as maintaining of relations. You, at least, had the decency to choose to cease our initial email exchange and not waste anymore of both our times, which I did appreciate.

You read too much into things, as you did with regards me not using Australian bra size measurements in our recent email exchange. I could have made the association with Alcott and 'little woman' reference but my use of the phrase 'little woman' is just a self-effacing throw away phrase. I have never claimed I had an English Literature Degree. If you had made the effort to go back earlier in the "Art and the Age *******' thread you would have been made aware that is how it all began on that thread because I made a post informing Jack it was Lord Tennyson who actually wrote the 'Charge of the Light Brigade'. Go check the thread for the rest of the story as it is all on show there. But regardless, Jack's poem is still a masterpiece, maybe not in the literary sense because it is a parody of a great poem, but certainly as an adaptation.

What you continue to fail to understand with me is I don't care and nor am I impressed with people who are able to recite pieces of information. I get that all the time being a lawyer. And, I can assure you, there is no better field to be in if you want to be subjected to the constant mindless dissertations of idiots, which bear no relations to anything we are currently trying to establish or prove. I am only impressed when people can put ALL of it together and not just bits and pieces.

You had your chance with me.

I've never claimed to be anything more than I am. The only thing you were ever right about with me is I am not that special. Sure, I'm good looking and quite intelligent, but so are so many other women. I have to deal with them every day. I can assure you, I am outclassed and outgunned by dropdead gorgeous looking women quite frequently. My own sister-in-laws are a stunningly beautiful women. My mother is still a very beautiful woman let alone all the other women in my extended family. And, that is just my family, then, there are all the other women I encounter wherever I go both in my professional capacities as well as recreationally.

But, like with everything else about me, you've made this aspect about me out to be more than really is or has ever been made out to be by myself.

Why in gods name would I think you meant her?

Who, why, where, what is alcott?

I honestly have no idea to what you allude.

I'm so glad to know I amuse you.

I feel so much better now that I know I am keeping you happy.

I am just the best little woman.

Yes, yes, whatever you say.

You happy now?

Can I assume you've said all you've had to say to me and you now intend to leave me in peace?

I know you never will, but it amuses me to ask.

No, no, I really am a fake Australian which is something you got right about me from the very beginning.

You really are just so ******* smart.

I guarantee I am the most ugliest looking woman who will ever have spent the time to conclusively make the personal assessment of you that you are nothing more than a psychopathic twisted ****.

You can take that as gospel because in spite of my ugliness in real life a woman like me wouldn't give a creep like you a moment of her time.

Beautiful or ugly, Australian or not, you are still a psychopathic twisted **** and should treasure your experience with me as it will be the only time in your miserable wretched life you will ever enjoy the attention of a woman such as I.